Whether this is satire or not doesn't matter. Trump cannot lie, spin, distract, bluff or bully his way around, under, over or through the thousands of dead bodies piling up all around him -- and because of him. Corpses (especially corpses of your own friends and loved ones) have a way of getting your attention and cannot be ignored or just wished away.

As the body count mounts higher and higher and higher, by about September-October, it will be crystal clear that Trump will lose the election by a landslide and will thus try to make a deal: resign but no jail time for him or his family; OR lose and promptly declare the election illegitimate and refuse to step down. That will probably put the matter before the Supremes who will, as they did with G.W. Bush, "select" Trump.