Trump to Declassify Hurricane Ian, Then Nuke It Using Info from Stolen Docs

If all else fails, Trump’s Magic Marker is always available.

Former (“X”) President Trump announced today that he is focusing all of his considerable magical-mystical Jedi brain waves on Hurricane Ian, now barrelling up the Florida peninsula from the Caribbean Sea. The plan, he says, is to declassify, deny and destroy The Big Wind, to reduce it down to a balmy ocean breeze so that everyone can enjoy it equally.

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Herbert Dyer, Jr.

Herbert Dyer, Jr.

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