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Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse & Donald Duck Accuse Tourists of Sexual Harassment
Has the Magic disappeared from the Magic Kingdom?
Now comes shocking news that all is not well in the Magic Kingdom.
It seems that some of the visitors to The Kingdom can’t keep their hands to themselves. And, it’s upset the natives:
Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Donald Duck, all Kingdom natives of Orlando’s famed Disney World, have each filed police reports accusing tourists of inappropriate touching, including, yes, what amounts to sexual harassment.
Mickey and the Hard Hitting Grandma
Indeed, the woman who sports the “Mickey Mouse” costume and plays the popular fictional rodent was actually hospitalized with neck injuries caused by an apparently over zealous and doting grandmother who persisted in excessively patting the giant mouse’s furry head.
The Orlando Sentinel reported that the 36-year-old woman (Mickey Mouse), who is by far the star attraction at the Magic Kingdom, told investigators that an elderly woman patted her on the top of her (Mickey’s) head five times and so hard that the huge head slid down upon her (Mickey’s) shoulders and strained her and the mouse’s neck.
