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‘Fueled’ by Johnny Depp’s Victory, Killer-Kyle Rittenhouse Sues Everybody who Called Him a ‘Murderer’
Sure, a damn-near all-white jury and a blatantly biased judge all agreed that he’s not a “murderer.” But he is an admitted killer.
Like most so-called “conservatives” (particularly white male conservatives), Killer-Kyle Rittenhouse could hardly contain himself upon learning of Johnny Depp’s defamation lawsuit victory against his ex-wife Amber Heard. Depp’s slam dunk had the effect of a much-needed booster shot infusing fresh hope and energy into young Killer-Kyle and all those white male conservatives suffering under the yoke of “wokeness.” They’ve been bemoaning and groaning and constantly complaining about women’s recent victories against sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual abuse, about being forced to, God forbid, give women equal pay for equal work, and they especially hate the “Me Too! Movement’s” battle cry — “BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!”
Again, these so-called “conservative” white males are feeling pretty good about themselves. After all, in only a matter of days now, the Supreme Court will hand down the right’s long and hard-fought “conservative” decision overturning its fifty-year wet dream of abolishing women’s right to legal, safe (and private) abortions…
